bobtheowl:

frickingloki:

I WAS TRYING TO EAT THE RICE I JUST COOKED AND I HAVE AN ELECTRIC FAN ON IN HERE ON FULL BLAST AND IT BLEW THE RICE OUT THE WINDOW

T H E  D A R K  L O R D  H A S  C L A I M E D  T H E  R I C E

thatsoratchet:

I feel fat

thepurebloodprincess:

who decides what goes on the tumblr radar

like seriously

anrdew:

develops alcohol dependency at age 16

heyitspj:

I love how on tumblr you can be a asexual genderfluid satanist crossdresser and nobody will say a thing but if you wear uggs or crocs the entire website will be out to kill you

sharticles:

dont you ever

EVER

SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN FRANKBUTT2323

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

penguinanimalcracker:

“justin bieber is a girl,” the twelve year old boy proudly exclaims. the world erupts with laughter, millions of people brought to their knees and floors in raucous amusement. it is hailed as the best joke ever made and world peace is soon acheived