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I aspire to be Megan Fox hot where people literally can’t find anything wrong with me so they hate on my thumbs
I Really Hate It When People Type Like This Like What Are You Doing This Is A Sentence Not A Fall Out Boy Song Title.
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HOW IS IT 2 AM ALREADY IT WAS 1998 TWO SECONDS AGO
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